Thursday, July 15, 2004

heya peeps,
my first entry! can't believe i'm spending time doin' so much nonsense! :) kinda hoping that i'm gonna kick! into the study moOd real soOn. i hope. i really do. argh! i can't believe it's july already. been' goofin' of the first half yr, betta catch up on work =) <> hmmm.. but my class is kinda slackin', oh wellZz.. lolZz.. the day's been great. the latest 'in' thing in my crazy+insane+whacky grp TODAY! is shoOting M&Ms and polo snacks at the fan. heeZz.. don't ask me why. i don't know either. somehow the crazy fever's been spreadin' around. =P it's contagious. BEWARE!

just for fun...
@emails :

>Philosophy of Life
>
>1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
>
>2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
>
>3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
>standing in a garage makes you a car.
>
>4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
>
>5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
>
>6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
>
>7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
>serious.
>
>8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
>
>9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
>program.
>
>10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
>trip.
>
>11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
>
>12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
>
>13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. (Just remember how lucky you
>were to
>get a free trip around the sun.)
>
>14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
>
>15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
>
>16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>
>17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
>waist
>change places.
>
>18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
>
>19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three
>weeks
>before you need it.
>
>20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
>
>21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
>mistake when you make it again.
>
>22. By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
>
>23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>
>24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the
>real
>world.
>
>25. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've
>never tried before.

cheers. god bless! ALL the time! =)

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