chern has this theory that how corny you are shows how long you've been a methodist. So if you're super duper corny, you're a true blue methodist.

chris is getting the gist of being super duper corny.

she has new lame jokes.
qn: why did the pau get murdered?
ans: because cha sa pau (fork kill pau?)

qn: if there were 3 male pencils and 1 female pencil in a pencilbox, which of the males got the female pregnant?
ans: the one without a rubber.

haha, so you see she has started to pick up the mastery of the art of being a methodist. just to prove my point that methodists are corny, im gonna give more examples.

mel,
qn: what do you call a prawn which can't swim?
ans: lame xia!

qn: why are you so corny?
ans: i had corn for breakfast.

cheryl: oOo there's a traffic jam.
mel: let's eat jam to clear the jam.

mel: we're peaceful people, we eat lots of peas.

qn: why do the elephants cross the river in pairs?
ans: because they need a pair of trunks.

cheryl: mel, you're very high today.
mel: no, i'm guay. (mel's surname is guay)

mel jokes about grades: i got ACED to promos, but i didnt aced it!

mel jokes about grades: FOFF! the rest in censored.

chern,
mel: what are these four knobs on kim's electric guitar?
chern: oh they're sundials.

qn: how do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
ans: open the fridge put the elephant in, and close the fridge.

qn: how do you put a girrafe in the fridge?
ans: open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the fridge.

pew,
pew: i'm a pastor by the ocean
kim: why?
pew: ocian sounds like ocean leh.

me cheryl!,
pew: mel, you're very lame leh.
cheryl: no no! she can walk.

mel: you're very high today.
cheryl: no no! i'm very short, so i'm low.

pew: you're super corny, you had too much corn is it?
cheryl: no, actually i ran out of corn, i had cornflakes (:

gordan wong:
qn: what do you call if your toe is injured.
ans: tow truck (toe truck)

chinhui:
qn: what size is superman?
ans: size s, because his shirt has a S

shawn:
qn: what animal can you find under the coconut tree?
ans: tiger, because of the tiger beer logo

darren:
erm this guy is the best, he tells chinese jokes, which nobody can understand, therefore nobody laugh (:

mylc pastor facilitator(i've forgotten his name, my bad.):
qn: what do you call a nut on the ground?
ans: ground nut.

qn: what do you call a nut on the wall?
ans: wall nut.

qn: what do you call a nut that goes the the toilet?
ans: peanut (pee-nut)

qn: what do you call a nut that goes to the north pole?
ans: coconut (cold-cold-nut)

aunty mich,
Qn: what's written on a robot's gravestone?
Ans: rust in peace

erm so there! everyone's corny. there's more jokes than that actually, too many till i can barely remember. but everyone can start contributing to my list and make it grow (: and i'll have re-vised edition (:

so who is the truest of the truest and the bluest of the bluest methodist now?