the tale of how my beauty sleep was disrupted.
i was sleeping nicely all snugged up in my little bed.
It was 6.46am. when the phone rang "ring! ring!"
cheryl : shuddap la phone.
phone : ring! ring!
cheryl : hmph! must be celine, dont wanna pick up.
phone *continues ringing ceaselessly*
phone *goes silent*
cheryl's handphone : ring! ring!
6.48 am. cheryl got out of bed sluggishly, and picked up the call.
cheryl : what la?
celine : cheryl!! i forgot my school bag!
cheryl : what?! what's you freaking problem. of all the things to forget you forget your school bag. why don't you forget your mouth?! ~!@#$%^&*&*()
cheryl : i'm sleeping la! now what time only?!
cheryl *rattles on and on*
celine : can you help me bring my school bag down please?
cheryl : ~!@#$%^&*()
cheryl *slams the phone down*
cheryl being the nice ol' sister she is *picks up the stupid school bag*
6.51am. cheryl's handphone *rings*
cheryl : what else la?
claris : cheryl!! i forgot to bring my chem and bio txtbk!
cheryl : what?!! ~!@#$%^&*() why don't you ever forget to bring your handphone~!@#$%^&*()
cheryl *slams ddown the phone*
cheryl being the nice ol' sister she is *grabs the chem and bio txtbk*
now cheryl stands in the lift, and is laden down with a bag that weighs 5 kilograms, and txtbks that weighs a kilogram each at 6.53am in the wee hours of the morning (still wee because cheryl has been getting up late everyday since there's no school) with her eyes closed.
cheryl *sends down the stuff*
cheryl opens the message on her phone
cheryl's handphone *opening message*
6.54am. cheryl reads the message
shaun sent: oie! meet at 7.15am.
cheryl replies: what?! are you serious?!
7.00am cheryl *stands in front of the mirror brushing her teeth*
what's everyone's problem~!@#$%^&*() very funny right?! cheryl needs sleep! cheryl has been deprived of sleep because of celine, claris and shaun. i hope you're all feeling guilty.
*note* details of the story were not spiced up, because it's already as spicy as it possibly could get, because cheryl is fuming now. yes, her face is red!
*note to claris* written in purrrrrrfect singlish for you pleasure reading.
i was sleeping nicely all snugged up in my little bed.
It was 6.46am. when the phone rang "ring! ring!"
cheryl : shuddap la phone.
phone : ring! ring!
cheryl : hmph! must be celine, dont wanna pick up.
phone *continues ringing ceaselessly*
phone *goes silent*
cheryl's handphone : ring! ring!
6.48 am. cheryl got out of bed sluggishly, and picked up the call.
cheryl : what la?
celine : cheryl!! i forgot my school bag!
cheryl : what?! what's you freaking problem. of all the things to forget you forget your school bag. why don't you forget your mouth?! ~!@#$%^&*&*()
cheryl : i'm sleeping la! now what time only?!
cheryl *rattles on and on*
celine : can you help me bring my school bag down please?
cheryl : ~!@#$%^&*()
cheryl *slams the phone down*
cheryl being the nice ol' sister she is *picks up the stupid school bag*
6.51am. cheryl's handphone *rings*
cheryl : what else la?
claris : cheryl!! i forgot to bring my chem and bio txtbk!
cheryl : what?!! ~!@#$%^&*() why don't you ever forget to bring your handphone~!@#$%^&*()
cheryl *slams ddown the phone*
cheryl being the nice ol' sister she is *grabs the chem and bio txtbk*
now cheryl stands in the lift, and is laden down with a bag that weighs 5 kilograms, and txtbks that weighs a kilogram each at 6.53am in the wee hours of the morning (still wee because cheryl has been getting up late everyday since there's no school) with her eyes closed.
cheryl *sends down the stuff*
cheryl opens the message on her phone
cheryl's handphone *opening message*
6.54am. cheryl reads the message
shaun sent: oie! meet at 7.15am.
cheryl replies: what?! are you serious?!
7.00am cheryl *stands in front of the mirror brushing her teeth*
what's everyone's problem~!@#$%^&*() very funny right?! cheryl needs sleep! cheryl has been deprived of sleep because of celine, claris and shaun. i hope you're all feeling guilty.
*note* details of the story were not spiced up, because it's already as spicy as it possibly could get, because cheryl is fuming now. yes, her face is red!
*note to claris* written in purrrrrrfect singlish for you pleasure reading.
1 Comments:
ahhahahaha OMG!!!! so hilarious!! poor cherz. wad shaun wants meetin at 7?!
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